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Scotland in my head: the Twilight fans want me dead now.

July 30th, 2009 (02:29 am)
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current mood: artistic

So, one day, let's say it was somewhere in the league of one in the morning. And let's say I got some bug up my ass about Twilight, where I thought, "well, if they'd just been in Scotland, where all the totally sweet ghosts are, Edward could have found a nice dead girl to date, and it's not like there are any shortages of creepy teenage boys for Bella to have an unwholesome love life with." And let's say I thought that idea was fookin' HI-LARIOUS.

And let's say I totally did up another one of my wacky little comic doodles over it.

And then let's say I inflicted it on you

Gloaming



Oh, those dead boys are such swingers! <3

Comments

Posted by: Blog of Eternal Stench (blogofstench)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 10:39 am (UTC)

The best parts are Bella's pose of glee and Edward's passionate kiss with the Green Lady's head. :D

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 12:59 pm (UTC)

She's not even a headless ghost-- I just thought it would be sweet! XD

Posted by: D (albatrossumi)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 12:56 pm (UTC)

Wow, I'm quite impressed at this. Are you an art student ? I know your upcoming course is in Scottish folklore or something, but I hadn't realised you're an artist. That's really cool.

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 01:04 pm (UTC)

No, I am not an art student, I just have undead mixers like, every weekend like to draw for fun! :D

I'm really flattered. My grasp of human anatomy and very basic art principles is fundamentally flawed but I've been trying to improve, so I must be getting somewhere! Thanks!

Posted by: Lisa (pittypaws)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 05:46 pm (UTC)

That totally cracked me up! Love it!

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 07:24 pm (UTC)

:D

Posted by: Dalal (candyxpanties)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 06:34 pm (UTC)
Ess evil grin

Tee hee hee. I'm particularly fond of Edward's arms spread. He looks kind of cute.

Also, happy face smiley at the end. :D

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 07:25 pm (UTC)

bahahaaa I had so much fun drawing his crazy HAIR. What were they thinking?!

I think more smileys should have fangs.

Posted by: Kaninchen ZERO (kaninchenzero)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)

Hee.

You know, that detachable-head thing could come in real handy.

*sigh* Get your mind out the gutter, Moira.

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 07:26 pm (UTC)

*giggle* I bet she NEVER has a lonely evening. ;)

Posted by: RR Kovar (melenka)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 07:52 pm (UTC)
emovamp2

Thank you for the laugh! May I link to this from my LJ and/or Facebook? I think I might have liked the book better if it had gone this way.

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 08:04 pm (UTC)

Heh! Yeah, it would have made more sense. ;) Sure, you can link the post. Thanks for asking first, that was really nice (I usually don't mind when people link to my stuff but it's always nice to be asked/told when they do.) :D

Posted by: twice_immigrant (twice_immigrant)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)

You're a laugh and a half, Sugar. :D

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: July 30th, 2009 08:07 pm (UTC)

Thanks! :)

Posted by: No (iideliishii)
Posted at: July 31st, 2009 04:19 am (UTC)

WIN! That is awesome.

BTW, Twilight satire always makes me think of "Buffy Meets Edward: Twilight Remixed" again. Have you seen it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: July 31st, 2009 04:32 pm (UTC)

Indeed, that was kind of... well it was a little creepy really how well they fit together like that.

There is ONE THING that makes me curious to see this film... I hear tell his magical undead powers somehow result in his skin exuding glitter in the sunshine. THIS I GOTTA SEE. AND IT HAD BETTER BE SPARKLERIFFIC.

Posted by: Celebriel (elvensilverdoor)
Posted at: August 1st, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)
McHallucinate

Sparkly or not, I refuse to subject myself to the teen emo-angst vampire love saga. The very thought makes me want to take out my own eyeballs with a spoon.

FYI, this comic is so win. Let the Twilight fans jeer, we have educations on our side, lol.

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: August 1st, 2009 02:42 am (UTC)

I probably still won't bother. YouTube will eventually provide me with a short clip of the sparkleshinings. XD

Heck yeah heck yeah suck it Twilight! ha ha oh my I'm awful. XD

Posted by: Flip and indeed Flop (yeomanpip)
Posted at: August 1st, 2009 12:31 am (UTC)

LOL. I have no desire to see this film, nor do my daughters :)

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: August 1st, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)

Never fear, I just gave you the better version and saved you the trouble. ;)

Posted by: Halla (unwillinggal)
Posted at: August 2nd, 2009 01:55 pm (UTC)

Hello, wandered over here from Shakesville and Dr. Sady's thread, like the reimagining of Twilight (if only you'd been her editor before publication!) and added you as a friend. Hope you don't mind! It's mostly because I'm into folk tales etc. and I'm a Scot so your upcoming course sounded interesting! And today I have far too many exclamation marks!!! Sorry!!

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: August 3rd, 2009 02:48 am (UTC)

Don't mind at all, welcome aboard! :D

Excessive! Punctuation! Is a staple here!!!!! :D

Glad you enjoyed "Gloaming." Seriously, if that's how it had gone down, I so would have read it.

Posted by: Halla (unwillinggal)
Posted at: August 3rd, 2009 10:21 am (UTC)

I tried to read it, I really did. Got to page six and the only thing stopping me hurling the book across the room was that it was in pdf format and my desktop machine is heavy. What a *bad* book.

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: August 3rd, 2009 12:56 pm (UTC)

I wanted to see if it was even worth it first... asked around about it, read several different synopses online (I didn't care about being surprised in this instance), read some reviews. Even the stuff that praised it kinda made me gag a little. I'm still debating trying to read it just for lulzorz and possibly added mocking fodder but I probably have better things to do, like see how many things I can glue craft googly eyes to or something.

Posted by: 玄米茶 (genmaicha)
Posted at: August 12th, 2009 11:26 pm (UTC)
Rufous Hummingbird: Light-bearing

I totally want to friend you know. (Hi, wandered in from Shakesville.)

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: August 12th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)

Heehee! I recognized your handle. Welcome aboard to the crazy times! Go ahead and friend, I will even watchback. :)

Posted by: Flewellyn (flewellyn)
Posted at: August 20th, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC)

"Hello, my name is Twilight and I am a Dracula."

Posted by: sugar_for_sugar (sugar_for_sugar)
Posted at: August 22nd, 2009 01:26 am (UTC)

LOL, WIN!

Posted by: Miss Celie of the North (evilcresyluna)
Posted at: October 16th, 2009 01:30 pm (UTC)

Hahaha, I love it! Especially the headless smootching panel. :) (Tenya from shakesville)

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